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↳ ahs: coven, ahs: asylum, or ahs: murder house?

irwinsobs:


5 Seconds of Summer - Then and Now

my eyes are peeing

irwinsobs:

5 Seconds of Summer - Then and Now

my eyes are peeing

(Source: hushlucas)

c-squiggle:

the new captain america looks amazing

baby husky’s first time in the snow

(Source: yeollovemebaek)

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

irwinsdaisies:

5sos has the strongest leg game i’ve ever seen

calfficial:

"oh come on babe, i was kidding"

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"really, you’re going to fight me?”

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vacationadventuresociety:

canc3rsucks:

december-before-june:

There are a million reasons to respect and admire Enter Shikari, and this is one of them. I’ve always hated VIP packages. They didnt exist in this scene when I used to go to shows. So glad Rou isnt afraid to be vocal about it.

preach

not to mention that it encourages elitism among fans and that’s the worst thing you can do as musicians. you want to GIVE your fans an experience, not make it exclusive to those who have the money. sorry, I know for some of you paying for a meet & greet is the only way to meet your favorite band and it’s entirely up to you if you wanna do it, but it should be a special experience, not a bought one. and in my opinion paying for it makes it less special and genuine. I would want my favorite musician/band to want to meet me because they actually appreciate me as a fan, not because I paid them for it.

mikepistols:

THIS WILL FOREVER BE THE FUNNIEST CALUM TWEET IN EXISTENCE

mikepistols:

THIS WILL FOREVER BE THE FUNNIEST CALUM TWEET IN EXISTENCE

afletcher:

lukehemings:

n*ce

LMFAO WAIT IT GETS BETTER

sasshtonfletcher:

She sleeps, till noon
Forgetting that school starts soon
I wish it was, I wish it was still June

Jessica Lange (Judy Martin) - The Name Game
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awhitewingdove:

The Name Game

Judy!
Judy, Judy, bo Budy
Banana fanna fo fudy
Fee fi mo Mudy
Judy

Lana!
Lana, Lana, bo Bana
Banana fanna fo Fana
Fee fi mo Mana
Lana

Come on, everybody
I say, now let’s play a game
I bet you I can make a rhyme
Out of anybody’s name
The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn’t there
But a “B” or “F” or an “M” will appear
And then I say bo, add a “B”
Then I say the name and banana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again with a “F”, very plain
and a fee fi and a mo
And then I say the name again with a “M” this time
And there isnt any name that I can’t rhyme

Pepper… Pepper, Pepper, bo Bepper
Banana fanna fo Fepper
Fee fi mo Mepper
Pepper

But if your first two letters are ever the same
I drop them both and say the name

Like Bob, Bob, drop Bs— bo Ob
For Fred, Fred, drop Fs— fo Red
For Mary, Mary, drop the Ms—mo Ary
That’s the only rule that is contrary
Okay?

Now say bo
Bo
Now Tony with a “B” Bony
Then banana fanna fo
Banana fanna fo
They you say the name again with an “F”, very plain
Fony
Then a fee fi and a mo
Fee fi mo
Then say the name again with a “M” this time
Mony
And there isn’t any name that you can’t rhyme

Kit, Kit, bo Bit,
Banana fanna fo Fit
Fee fi mo Mit, Kit

The name game
destinyhopelovelifedoit:

two kinds of people 

destinyhopelovelifedoit:

two kinds of people 

methhomework:

relationship goals